Yeah, about that vegetarian thing...

I'm back on the bacon. No beef yet, I still can't get the image of the cow conveyor belt and shocker out of my mind. But bacon was on sale and I'm nothing if not a thrifty shopper. Even as I write this I realize I'm behaving in the way "the man" wants me to behave. I buy what I can afford, ethics and humanity (animality?) be damned. Crap. I want to return the bacon, but that seems ridiculous (as ridiculous as Vladek returning an open box of cereal to the grocery store in Maus). I'll just turn on the TV while I eat, and hopefully I'll be done with breakfast before I realize what I've eaten.